FAQs

Q: Seems like you went to a lot of trouble to set up this website to say basically nothing.

That's not really a question...

Q: Um, ok. Why did you do that?

I mean ... it seemed fun to screw around with Grav, and I like that I can write this all in markdown. Plus it seems like if I'm going to be 'on the internet' as much as I am, I should be on the internet. Plus plus I'm not on Facebook or anything, really, so there's got to be some outlet for my narcessistic output.

Q: Weren't you going to put your résumé on here?

Who accents it like that?? No, anyway I deleted that part on the home page. Now this page is 100% for reviewing media because I, A) need a creative outlet of my own but B) cannot be bothered to engage with authentic creative output myself because the amount of things that have already been done is insanely daunting. So I'm just going to review, say, all media ever created and then I will have sufficient foundation to make something myself.

Q: No, that is actually fucking nuts.

Uh 'fucking nuts' is ablest, you slut.

Q: Don't slut shame me. And stop deflecting.

Uh first of all, it would be slut guilt, because we're the same psyche. Speaking of deflecting, were we going to talk about where I lifted this bit from? Because I have no idea.

Q: ...

Soooo? R'we done here?